AmaRan KepaDa Si RemPiT

Wahai Si peRempit rempit sekalian tidak kira lelaki juga perempuan, kecil, muda mahupun si rempit TUA, sila jaga SIKAP KELAKUAN ANDA DI KAWASAN KAMPUNG INI. (buruk n semak nyer kawasan kampung nih ek?? ) If im not mistaken thiz is sumwhere in Kampung Baru K.L near with the nasi Lemak Antarabangsa n Putra LRT area

cOmBiNaTioN

BeYuwTyFuLL

Dear Allah,
The lady reading this is very beautiful, classy, strong and i love her. help her live her life to the fullest. please promote her and cause her to excel above her expectations. help her shine in the darkest places where it is impossible to love. Protect her at all times, lift her up when she needs you the most and let her know when she walks with You, she will always be safe...

Ameennn

MaRriEd

Last two years, on this date (1st September 2007) I am officially somebody's wife. Wife to a loving and caring man, Noorisyam Hamid. He completed my life. He is what i want.Things happen very fast. I can still remember the smells, the atmosphere, the kekecohan, keseronokan, the laughters, the preparation and etc.

I bet who did involved in my wedding preparation will definitely remember all the things. We celebrated our big days reception very nice. STILL I miss my wedding badly. I enjoyed every single bid of my wedding celebration. I felt so proud.For the past 2 years of being his wife, i can say that being a wife is not that hard as people always said 'susah la kawin ni..leceh la'. It’s all about communication and responsibility.

As a wife my main duty (not only in the kitchen ok) is to make sure that air muka Syam my husband tak jatuh. I need to dress well, think rationally and do not be a stupid dumb blonde.SABAR, is the main thing in rumah tangga. When there is a patient’s insyaAllah the tolerance is there. Housework is the wife's job. Don’t aspect hubby will help UNLESS he is willing to help then it is consider a bonus to us. There are times as a wife you can’t stand your husband, so do not use your emotion in this situation. Relax and make yourself less stressful. Later after the uncomfortable incident, try to take sometimes and have a nice talk for both of you. No argument needed. Respect his decision even if you think 'what the hell!'. After he done talking, then you suggest your idea and try to combine so that both party are happy.His ego is what you need to concentrate at. But tak yah la concentrate macam nak jawab exam plak. What i meant is that play with his ego and finally there is an answer for the solutions.I learn ALOT from my husband because of the age gap and both of us came from the different background. To me toleration, trust, patient and understanding is important. I am proud of being his wife and a mother to his children, Muhammad Nadzrin Noorisyam.I luv u sayang. I always pray for the best for you and the family.I am trying to change myself into more person sayang, InsyaAllah
The only word that i can say is I REALLY LOVE U and thanx Allahswt cuz i found u NOORISYAM HAMID !!

FweNs

DaY n NiGhT

HaPpY with ThEm !!

wOmaN & WiMiN

If u wanna know personality seorang perempuan, go and curi her handbag.

My handbag ????? sure u will point me sebagai seorang yang tidak teratur dan sentiasa on the go. I Looooooiiiiiiikee to keep change my handbag mengikut color baju ok !!! bukan mengikut coLor spender. Yang tidak teratur tu memang betul, sebab ada waktu2 random yang my handbag akan mengandungi sudu besi, nail clipper n nail file, perfume lama yang dibelikan semasa baru lepas SPM n bau pun dah berubah, baunya agak sedikit pahit, packet Milo yang dah expired, slip gaji 2 bulan lepas yang telah pudar, puting anak, toys anak, kerongsang, botol susu anak saya yang tak bercuci 3 hari, tisu kotor n kering,

MACAM MACAM ADAAA. HHhhmmmmm biase lahh.
I wonder why lelaki tak perlu all this things kan?

Tapi ada 3 benda yang paling penting setiap wanita patut ada inside her handbag. Maybe u has all this in n MAYBE ada juge wanita wanita yang masih blom ada benda-benda yang bakal disebutkan ini, bagi yang belum...
Please copy it now ok n make sure everythings inside.
Sume ni untuk KESELAMATAN.

1. Homemade pepper spray (penyembur chilli).Not only melindungi u dari penjenayah, but if u terlupa nak suruh mamak tu buat maggi goreng extra pedas, semburkan saja pada maggi goreng itu dengan penuh bergaya okay.

2. Earphone, walaupun u tak memiliki iPod, mp3 o lagu-lagu jiwang o lagu bunga bunga dalam handphone u. U can just put the earphone wire inside ur handbag and pasang ke telinga. Action je. Its use to menghalang dari orang yang duduk di sebelah untuk bercakap kosong dengan U. Especially bus station area. *TERBUKTI KEBERKESANANNYA*
I pernah mengalaminya semasa on the way to my office lama IJM, plak tu kena naik bus hari tu, sepanjang perjalanan ke IJM P.J, ade sorang mamat nih cukup suke bersembang.Haaaisshhhhh hari2 plak tuh sure dia akan mencari cari dan tercari cari diriku untuk duduk dkat sebelah walaupun dalam keadaan berdiri, becoz nak bercerita segala pengalaman pahit manis dia semasa bercinta, pengalaman dari dia bayi sampai la umo dia 33 thn. layan je laa. Tapi di suatu pagi yang sangat hening dan syahdu, diriku menemui idea, jalan dan tektik baru utk mengelak, inilah caranye, sumbatkan sahaja earphone walaupun radio anda tiada battery o rosak.action je dah la. Harap dia paham.

3. Surat untuk peragut. If U diragut n not ready to pull that penyembur chilli yang baru diblend pagi tadi, sure u teringin sangat utk menyampaikan mesej dari masyarakat to peragut tersebut. Sound like this mayB
“Heyy peragut, engkau ini memang sampah masyarakat sedarlah diri, bayangkan emak engkau yang kena ragut. Sakit tak sakit. Kalau kesempitan wang sangat pun, Mydin kan tengah cari orang. Pergilah, Walk In je, tak payah bawak resume.Kau ni memang malas kerja kan, Tak gune btol.”
More efektif if the surat disertakan hadis-hadis Quran o pantun nasihat.

Itu sahaja untuk kali ini. I has one surat yang bakal dikarang n disimpan di dalam handbag. Sehingga bertemu lagi.

Noraini Amirruddin melaporkan untuk Buletin Utama TV3 ;-)

Im NOT !!

DO U ???